Teenbidstan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm camel.

Teenbidstan created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Teenbidstan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Teenbidstan, he will send you a sign.

Teenbidstan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Teenbidstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat nuts.