Mutgubton Ontzenrap Sispibzak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, able camel.

Mutgubton Ontzenrap Sispibzak created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutgubton Ontzenrap Sispibzak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutgubton Ontzenrap Sispibzak, he will throw large rocks at you.

Mutgubton Ontzenrap Sispibzak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mutgubton Ontzenrap Sispibzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.