Satrighat Dagsishug Himmotyat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty wasp.

Satrighat Dagsishug Himmotyat created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satrighat Dagsishug Himmotyat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satrighat Dagsishug Himmotyat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Satrighat Dagsishug Himmotyat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Satrighat Dagsishug Himmotyat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Satrighat Dagsishug Himmotyat first in all things.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Never laugh near moths.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.