Hudbiffas is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous aardvark.

Hudbiffas created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbiffas, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudbiffas, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hudbiffas' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hudbiffas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not eat garlic.