Yimgonganjen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak camel.

Yimgonganjen created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimgonganjen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimgonganjen, he will jump up and down on your head.

Yimgonganjen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yimgonganjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Yimgonganjen must be the most important thing in your life.