Febquatpag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody hyena.

Febquatpag created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Febquatpag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Febquatpag, he will turn you into a puffin.

Febquatpag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Febquatpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.