Stipquartyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart cat.

Stipquartyatt created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipquartyatt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipquartyatt, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stipquartyatt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stipquartyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.