Vabgutban is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced dryad.

Vabgutban created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabgutban, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabgutban, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vabgutban's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vabgutban's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vabgutban.

2. Erect six gold sculptures of Vabgutban on top of important buildings.

3. Put Vabgutban first in all things.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.