Nigtargcib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless coyote.

Nigtargcib created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigtargcib, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nigtargcib, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nigtargcib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nigtargcib's Holy Commandments

1. Nigtargcib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nigtargcib.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Always wear gray.