Geblithivsingom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced dingo.

Geblithivsingom created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Geblithivsingom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Geblithivsingom, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Geblithivsingom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Geblithivsingom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Geblithivsingom on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your face.