Xuclimbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful troll.

Xuclimbeg created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuclimbeg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuclimbeg, it will send minions to preach to you.

Xuclimbeg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Xuclimbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.