Honripmil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent dragon.

Honripmil created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Honripmil, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Honripmil, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Honripmil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Honripmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must love Honripmil.