Higfarbap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient hyena.

Higfarbap created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higfarbap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Higfarbap, she will turn you into a goat.

Higfarbap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Higfarbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat pineapples.