Yimdissjen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing octopus.

Yimdissjen created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Yimdissjen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimdissjen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yimdissjen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yimdissjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Hide from orange foxes for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.