Popneg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced troll.

Popneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popneg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popneg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Popneg's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Popneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Never wear gray skirts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Popneg must be the most important thing in your life.