Wipdogsab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, smart pig.

Wipdogsab created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wipdogsab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wipdogsab, it will turn you into a frog.

Wipdogsab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wipdogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine rats approach from the south.

2. You must love Wipdogsab.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipdogsab.