Gigqueegponbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil centipede.

Gigqueegponbom created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigqueegponbom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigqueegponbom, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gigqueegponbom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gigqueegponbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always obey Gigqueegponbom's priests.

3. Hide from white pigs for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.