Midsagsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty ferret.

Midsagsaf created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midsagsaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Midsagsaf, she will strike you with lightening.

Midsagsaf's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Midsagsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look at stars.