Wanfarnken is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic duck.

Wanfarnken created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanfarnken, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wanfarnken, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wanfarnken's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wanfarnken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Wanfarnken on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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