Sidgomdunnegbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful jellyfish.

Sidgomdunnegbaf created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgomdunnegbaf, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidgomdunnegbaf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sidgomdunnegbaf's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sidgomdunnegbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Sidgomdunnegbaf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the south.