Hindimlan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane wombat.

Hindimlan created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hindimlan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hindimlan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hindimlan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hindimlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hindimlan's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from pink goats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.