Nilparkmabflam Tettisafdonkom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, able fairy.

Nilparkmabflam Tettisafdonkom created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilparkmabflam Tettisafdonkom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilparkmabflam Tettisafdonkom, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nilparkmabflam Tettisafdonkom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nilparkmabflam Tettisafdonkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always obey Nilparkmabflam Tettisafdonkom's priests.
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