Feddissxemingbestcitbim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous zebra.

Feddissxemingbestcitbim created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Feddissxemingbestcitbim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Feddissxemingbestcitbim, he will not care at all.

Feddissxemingbestcitbim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Feddissxemingbestcitbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never think about comets.

3. You must love Feddissxemingbestcitbim.

4. You must pray to Feddissxemingbestcitbim five times a day.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.