Gamgamcab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, wise ferret.

Gamgamcab created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamgamcab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gamgamcab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gamgamcab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gamgamcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Worship no other gods but Gamgamcab.