Vigflatnib is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable sheep.

Vigflatnib created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigflatnib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vigflatnib, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vigflatnib's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vigflatnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.