Xuckvonkbinlibcib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating owl.

Xuckvonkbinlibcib created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckvonkbinlibcib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xuckvonkbinlibcib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Xuckvonkbinlibcib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Xuckvonkbinlibcib's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not take Xuckvonkbinlibcib's name in vain.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never paint your legs yellow.

5. Always obey Xuckvonkbinlibcib's priests.