Wodjaphub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless gerbil.

Wodjaphub created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodjaphub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodjaphub, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wodjaphub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wodjaphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Hide from black tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Never feed peanuts to monkeys while wearing blue coats.