Cutingnart is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Cutingnart created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutingnart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cutingnart, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cutingnart's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cutingnart's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Never look at nebulae.