Tabvignilldodbat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent pigeon.

Tabvignilldodbat created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabvignilldodbat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tabvignilldodbat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tabvignilldodbat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tabvignilldodbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five copper sculptures of Tabvignilldodbat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.