Dibfartom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind pigeon.

Dibfartom created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfartom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibfartom, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dibfartom's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dibfartom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.