Bonbednig is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, witty naga.
Bonbednig created viruses eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Bonbednig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Bonbednig, he will turn you into a worm.
Bonbednig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Bonbednig's Holy Commandments
1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never wear black boots.
3. Always help sick monkeys.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Bonbednig.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.