Bitgomlid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, able armadillo.

Bitgomlid created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgomlid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bitgomlid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bitgomlid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bitgomlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Bitgomlid first in all things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.