Damboncad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering hippopotamus.

Damboncad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damboncad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Damboncad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Damboncad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Damboncad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.