Fotlapnel is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane jellyfish.

Fotlapnel created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fotlapnel, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fotlapnel, she will not invite you to parties.

Fotlapnel's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fotlapnel's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fotlapnel.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.