Tapwotgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing crocodile.

Tapwotgeb created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapwotgeb, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tapwotgeb, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tapwotgeb's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tapwotgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tapwotgeb.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Pray towards the south.