Farfobzog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust lobster.

Farfobzog created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farfobzog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farfobzog, he will turn you into a worm.

Farfobzog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Farfobzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never paint your face purple.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill turtles.