Rowigsag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, generous tortoise.

Rowigsag created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowigsag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowigsag, she will not care at all.

Rowigsag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rowigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Respect your elders.