Cemstragbog Vanvigpigyogrilsog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, two-faced fairy.

Cemstragbog Vanvigpigyogrilsog created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemstragbog Vanvigpigyogrilsog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cemstragbog Vanvigpigyogrilsog, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cemstragbog Vanvigpigyogrilsog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cemstragbog Vanvigpigyogrilsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Cemstragbog Vanvigpigyogrilsog on top of important buildings.

3. Hide from cyan snakes for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Never talk about black holes.