Gamrilling Sisarmsid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, amazing clam.

Gamrilling Sisarmsid created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamrilling Sisarmsid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gamrilling Sisarmsid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gamrilling Sisarmsid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gamrilling Sisarmsid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gamrilling Sisarmsid first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not commit murder.