Biningbit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying cobra.

Biningbit created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biningbit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Biningbit, he will not invite you to parties.

Biningbit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Biningbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.