Flansabced is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, caring spider.

Flansabced created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flansabced, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flansabced, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flansabced's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flansabced's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flansabced.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. You must pray to Flansabced three times a day.

4. Never paint your face gray.

5. Never run in holy places.
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