Wantal is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering fox.

Wantal created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantal, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wantal, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wantal's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wantal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat spinach.