Citvinbim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring goat.

Citvinbim created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Citvinbim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citvinbim, it will strike you with lightening.

Citvinbim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Citvinbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if seven frogs approach from the north.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.