Manstiknur is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless yak.

Manstiknur created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manstiknur, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Manstiknur, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Manstiknur's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Manstiknur's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Manstiknur three times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.