Cetmotraw is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, unjust dove.
Cetmotraw created the Sun four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Cetmotraw, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Cetmotraw, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Cetmotraw's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Cetmotraw's Holy Commandments
1. Retreat if three turtles approach from the east.
2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
3. Never go into purple rooms.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. You must never eat onions.