Bifgepcipgup is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful swallow.

Bifgepcipgup created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Bifgepcipgup, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bifgepcipgup, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bifgepcipgup's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bifgepcipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide if four shrews approach from the south.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never sing near manatees.