Likganmid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, narcissistic fox.

Likganmid created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likganmid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Likganmid, it will laugh at you.

Likganmid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Likganmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Likganmid.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not stand on grass.