Pomarncutbus is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic dog.

Pomarncutbus created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pomarncutbus, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomarncutbus, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pomarncutbus' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pomarncutbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect five gold sculptures of Pomarncutbus on top of important buildings.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.