Logfetbod Pogdossjig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful donkey.

Logfetbod Pogdossjig created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logfetbod Pogdossjig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logfetbod Pogdossjig, she will turn you into a mole.

Logfetbod Pogdossjig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Logfetbod Pogdossjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Do not covet oxen.