Dog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring frog.

Dog created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Hide if eight badgers approach from the north.

4. Dog loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.